Tahitian Face Mask

A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.

I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.

by C. Dub November 7, 2006

thai curious

adjective describing one as interested in expierementing with thai food, women, ect.

A: Darth Vader just had 11d7 thai-fighters built
B: I think he's become a little too thai curious

by porpoisepal January 23, 2009

Thai boyfriend

A trans woman's dilator, used for post-surgical maintenance.

Tomorrow; I'm spending some quality time with my Thai boyfriend.

by Antipodean Anarchist March 9, 2011

Thailicious

1. A double-sided meaning - Used to comment on the (particularly spicy) taste of Thai food. A positive comment in the eyes of Thais. A negative comment in the eyes of farangs.. i.e. "That was spicy like Hell, and all I could feel was pain! ;( "
2. Usually a positive comment when used with other world foods, to comment positively on their delicious spicy attributes.

Thai Family Host : "How was the food?"

Farang Guest : "Mmmm.. It was Thailicious!"

Thai Family Host smiles with genuine delight

Farang Guest, with his last shreds of energy, forces a trembling smile back

by penot January 12, 2009

thai love links

A stupid ad that's hiding itself from all parts of it's own country by advertising illegail Thai immigrants on the internet and disguising it as a website to get a Thai wife from.

Ad: Find your Thai love beauty today!

Sad person: OMFg!!1111one i wuld lyek dat pls0!!111 thai love links are ftw!11one!

by Thailover May 9, 2010

Thailand Agreement

When a girlfriend and boyfriend agree to an open relationship whilst the boyfriend is in Thailand. This agreement allows both parties to hook up with WHOEVER they want during this holiday period. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Friend 1: Why are you hooking up with that sexy random?
Friend 2: Me and my boyfriend have a Thailand agreement.
Friend 1: Oh you can totally hook up with whoever you want... no exclusions.

by angrygf February 12, 2010

tahitian noni fruit

A natural Polynesian fruit that has many documented cures..The fruit is patented by Tahitian Noni International currently a private company. This company has created 400 millionaires, and will create another 100 by the end of 2008.

I drink a cup of Tahitian Noni fruit juice a day...and my ailments have went away!!

by bob creavle October 24, 2007