tardus extremus

An exceedingly dull-witted person; also "tardus-extremus."

Mike is a tardus extremus.

by Kiko February 3, 2004

House of Tards

The entire Trump administration

I can't wait to watch the inevitable Netflix series, House of Tards.

by rayxtime October 25, 2017

tarvis

noun: tends destroy your belongings and/or come on your friends.. ; also tends to create words that make little to no sense

aww mann, the tarvis came on my friend again.

by dirkensmith johnson June 16, 2011

tardivity

Retard activity; activities that resemble those performed by retarded individuals.

In an effort to describe a medical office full of incompetent staff, "That office is an epicenter of tardivity."

by Court House Master September 14, 2010

tardio

when you walk home from a bar because you're stupid drunk and think you need cardio exercise

"Hey, let me give you girls a ride home you look pretty drunk… No, No.. We're going to walk home for the cardio exercise!!"

"fuck em dude, let em do their tardio"

by mastermodelordhead August 16, 2014

Tardie

When a tard person calls someone else a tard, they say tardie instead of tard.

Person 1: Bruh stop dude not funny
Person 2: STOP BEING SUCH A TARDIE
Person 1: k tard.

by Kicky On Tippy March 25, 2021

tordismyboyfriend

"tordismyboyfriend" is a very amazing tiktoker, who is obviously dating tord, as you can see😒. they are also in a very happy relationship with shin tsumiki from the hit game "your turn to die", more the merrier ig..🤔

Person 1: do you know who "tordismyboyfriend" is?
Person 2: wait you mean the one who said insert horny things about shin?

by naoalice July 21, 2021