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Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome

When spending a lot of time around a pregnant woman, you start to develop some of the same symptoms without actually being pregnant-- specifically food cravings.

Alternatively, when the pregnant friend feels unmotivated and lazy, you share her lack of motivation.
Preggo friend: I'm craving a tub of Duncan Hines icing...
Non-preggo friend: Oh man, me too! We should totally go to the grocery store and buy some!
Preggo friend: You're such a good friend for not making me feel alone.
Non-preggo friend: It's just the Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome talking... where's the freezer aisle?

(Return from grocery store with funfetti cake mix, 2 tubs of Duncan Hines icing, and black cherry vanilla ice cream)
by gdbl3k August 31, 2011
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SIMPA

SIMPA: allowing the one who runs your life, to dip her thumb in her own period blood and wipe it across your forehead while saying “SIMPA” in an act similar to the 1994 Disney movie The Lion King involving Simba a baby lion and Rafiki a grown ass ape
I’m pretty sure Cantaffa’s SIMPA Ceremony is going Friday, his old lady has been bitchy since Wednesday!
by Hixville52487 June 22, 2020
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Nelson Sompa

A Nelson Sompa usually likes to ride horses and is always homosexual. Nelson has a tendency to get lost.
Oh! Look at Nelson Sompa over there jumping like a horse!
by Twinkle Star332 November 2, 2019
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Mr Sampath

A teacher that will partially teach chemistry and beat students if they are wrong even if it's the whole class. He says everyone is doltish and asinine even tho the common denominator is him. His daughter is a scholar and he likes to let the world know. When he is late or absent students are happy until you see his flek up haircut bounce up the stairs. He is chill outside of class tho.
boy 1: I hope Mr Sampath don't come today i not up for his shit.
boy 2: Nah dawg i see his car.
by a person you wish you knew April 21, 2020
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symantec

The worlds worts Backup Software. It requires hacking the registry of production mail servers, installing hotfixes, and 8 hours on the phone with India to get it to work for a week before it breaks.
What happend to your backups? Symantec broke them.
by 0c0ld August 7, 2009
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Sampax

A name for a gay lad called Sam Marshall-Clarke.
You bum wrestling sampax!
by Lee Waters June 19, 2003
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Simpa

The female version of a simp, weather she is chasing after a male or female
Gianna is such a simpa for texting Luke every day even through he doesn’t want to talk to her.
by oefelstein March 9, 2020
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