SWEG

Slimy Wet Evangelical Grin: the stupid smug look of spiritual bliss that is supposed to tell everyone that you think that your imaginary friend called Jesus is real and talks to you and will save you from getting genital warts if you fuck the minister's daughter and say sorry to him (Jesus) afterward.

It also apparently allows you to wax lyrical about any topic on the planet with divine authority and irritate the shit out of people within 400 nautical miles of where you are.

That idiot over there should take his bible and shove it up his arse - that will give him a proper excuse for having that dumb-arse SWEG on his face

by Varmint_za March 29, 2009

segovia

A typical Mexican name from Michuacan mexico

That girls a Segovia

by Emma135 February 9, 2018

segolene

ho

yous a segolene

by kkkok October 3, 2014

Swedophile

A condition where you being excited upon the mention of Sweden or Sverige as you may prefer to call it.

Althought you may still entertain a hatred of IKEA, what with it being shit. Sufferers find the clothes, culture, language, music and food sexually attractive.

Most notably are joint yearnings for both ABBA and Swedish girls in general as they are known to be both hot and easy.

Clive: Did you hear Filby's going back to Sweden again?

Derek: All that way for a handy J?
Clive: Yup
Derek: Man that guy is such a Swedophile!

by TheDominatingMC November 30, 2010

swedophilia

Sexual pleasure involving one or more Swedish people (generally alive).

He clearly has swedophilia, due to the fact that he exclusively dates swedes.

by bdavis1531 October 27, 2012

Agustina Sweg

A person who acts like they’re completely innocent, but they’re actually full of weird shit

Yesterday I found it that my best friend is an exact Agustina Sweg like me

by AgustinaSWEG December 16, 2018

swagology

The study of a. loot, and b. and/or booty. (The booty referring to pirates' loot, not your rump).

My friend Bob Dylan is studying swagology at a 4-year university named PirateU: "The different types of swag are as varied and myriad as the pirates themselves."

by Kaikate (swagologists) May 10, 2006