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Rainbow Sweater

The act of eating trix, fruity pebbles, and lucky charms then vomiting during sex
At so much cereal that i rainbow sweatered all over my girl friend.
by doubledumprainbowmidget September 29, 2011
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sweater monkies

1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.

2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere

3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,
Damn Ruthie's sweater monkies got me so hard at work today I couldn't leave my cubicle.
by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004
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Sex Sweater

The imaginary sweater that keeps you warm after heated sex. Dependening on the weather, it usually only lasts about 15 minutes after sex.
Q- Aren't you cold?

A- No, I'm wearing my sex sweater.
by Owner of a Sex Sweater January 16, 2011
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Sweater Puppies

That cum-dumpster Jessica Simpson sure has some pert sweater puppies!
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sweater booty

A female who is trying to cloak their nice plump ass.
"Damn Jim! Look at that girl, she got sweater booty goin' on."
by Sushi Eater June 1, 2009
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Sweater Melons

(n.) Breasts.
by Jack Flash December 11, 2003
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teaching sweater

A type of sweater worn specifically by professional grade school teachers, who exhibit high levels of authoritarianism. The sweater itself is usually wool, cotton, or a combination of wool and cotton, and it typically is designed with horizontal stripes. Color scheme is ususally shades of blue, with white or black accents to punctuate one's level of professionalism and real worldism. A teaching sweater is not meant to be worn outside of the classroom, and the wearer should be careful to not be seen wearing it in highly populated, dense college towns that are high in bar and club stock. Wearage of such garb in these places ususally leads to embarassment for everyone involved.
Upon examination of of the exuberant grade school teacher's teaching sweater, a gaggle of Penn State frat boys proceeded to excessively hate crime him until the police arrived.
by Dan Himself July 27, 2006
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