bean slinger

when someone is cooking a hot pot of black beans and slings some at your face

This bean slinger was slaving over my stove and left some beans on my face.

by beanslingin September 23, 2014

shreveport slinger

Inserting ones penis between the arm and rib cag of a person with their arm in a resting position, as if its in a sling.

When all of Jill's holes were filled, Steve made use of her Shreveport Slinger.

by Haltom City Hitman March 11, 2014

Bloody Gun Slinger

A vile sex act when you have sex with a girl while she is on her period, then take your dick out and slap her in the face with it, while promptly shooting your load in her eye.

After watching that movie, I'm gunna show her a bloody gun slinger.

by badgay January 6, 2009

Shlinger

A small to medium sized hit of marijuana taken in a plastic or low quality bong.

I offered the pizza delivery guy a shlinger to show my graciousness.

by Professor JW June 16, 2017

Salinger

A person who is nice to everyone and has good leadership skills. They are also a water slaper. Thay are hot and get all the girls. He is also a giga chad

Wow you such a salinger. I want to be more like you.

by Gigagigagigachad August 14, 2021

Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

Cincinnati Cum Slinger

The act of a smooth young Midwesterner jerking his meat pole, like a rabid dog scratching for flees, and cumming like a yard sprinkler on a sexy college girl. Slinging it around like Indiana Jones does his whip. WA-SNAP!

"I thought i loved Brian Bays, but when he took the time, and emotion to perform the Cincinnati Cum Slinger on my cute pretty little face, i knew it was true love."

by brian bays May 7, 2018