Gender Studies Tomato-can

God, yeah, wow. There he goes again. Didja see it?

Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

synonym studies

An essay (short report) formed by investigation and consideration to compare the nuances of meanings among a group of closely related words.

Cross-references at related entries in the dictionary make the synonym studies easy to find.

by sammmybobami February 29, 2024

Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Shitter studies

The act of researching online by google or podcasts while sitting on the toilet taking a dump!

The anti -vaxxer got a PhD in shitter studies.

by Catahoula owner March 28, 2025

Internet Studies

An interdisciplinary field that studies the internet in its totality—as a technical infrastructure, a cultural space, a political arena, and an economic engine. Internet studies draws on media studies, sociology, history, law, and computer science to understand how the internet has evolved, how it is governed, how it shapes everyday life, and how it intersects with global inequalities. It examines everything from network architecture and standards to online communities, digital rights, and the political economy of data. Unlike social media studies, which focuses on platforms, internet studies looks at the broader ecosystem.

Example: “Internet studies research revealed how the privatization of domain governance in the 1990s set the stage for today’s platform monopolies—showing that technical decisions were also political ones.”

by Dumu The Void March 30, 2026

The Burke Studies

“The Burke studies” were a scientific study took place in 2018. In these studies, a highly respected research group ran a series of tests to find if “Hailey Burke” is attractive (despite her beliefs). Not only did the conclusion state that Hailey Burke was indeed very attractive, but also that she is an amazing person and one of the most wonderful friends in existence.

The results of “The Burke Studies” were very obvious.

“The Burke Studies” weren’t needed to tell us these results; this is already known.

by Speaker of Facts September 3, 2018

Drunken Social Studies Teacher

1. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is a nickname given to a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historicall, racial or political topics with little or no accuracy.

2. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is also a drinking game centered around a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historical, racial or political topic with little or no accuracy, wherein the witnesses of said ramblings drink every time the aforementioned makes an inaccurate remark.

Tell the bartender we need another round, the Drunken Social Studies Teacher at the end of the bar is at it again!

by Toecutterguitar August 7, 2019