stroking the tie

another description for "polishing the pewter", "shaking hands with ben franklin", "stroking the boa", "beating ones meat", "going on a date with jill", or just plain wacking it

My secretary caught me right in the middle of me stroking my tie.

by missourimaniac February 24, 2005

Stinking Ring

An extremely smelly anus possible covered in a repulsive brown smear

geez that aboriginal lady has a stinking ring i can smell it from here

by gignja bert March 2, 2010

stroking his yoshi

another term for male masturbation

I walked in on my bestfriend "stroking his yoshi" to some gay porn, faggot.

by cumgobbler101 November 19, 2011

han solo stroking a wookie

The bloodhoung gangs version of masturbating.

i'm like han solo stroking a wookie.

by Russell Longgrear March 30, 2008

Death stranding

A walking simulator that costs 60 dollars you would get more enjoyment out of burning 60 dollars

Hey let's go on a walk, nah I already have death stranding

by Félix Lengyel November 21, 2019

stanking

A fad similar to planking, popular in recent years among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater smoking" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background. The subjects in these photographs can be either clothed or unclothed. A planking position is assumed by one party who positions his/her face directly in the twatular area of the other party and performs or simulates cunnilingus on the other party who may be reverse planking or in some other creative position.

Unimpressed by Shawna's dare to perform a planking stunt, when it was his turn, Everett challenged her to participate in a stanking photo. Pictures of them performing this stunt ended up in the newspaper the next day heavily censored, of course; but from their positions, and the sign behind them reading "underwater smoking is prohibited" it was all too obvious that they were engaged in a public, naked stanking.

by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012

crock of stinking horse shit

A child of a douchebag and a whore

J: What is wrong with him? His jizz is like a fountain!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!

by shane dawson is awesome August 1, 2010