shrink wrap a turd

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.

After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.

by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011

raise a stink

Alternate term for the act of defecation.

Sharing a bathroom with male roommates can be tricky at times. The key to proper lavatory planning often entails getting in your morning shower before someone else decides to raise a stink.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 20, 2010

Stink muffin

A nickname for someone who is close to your heart or just someone you love that has similar features of a muffin. Warm, sweet, a blessing to have, enjoyable, makes you happy..

I can't wait to see my Stink muffin

by ThePosion May 26, 2016

Shit doesn't stink.

When someone arrogant thinks they're better or thinks higher of theirself compared to others.

- Just because you made it into Harvard doesn't mean that your shit doesn't stink.

- She thinks that since she's head cheerleader that her shit doesn't stink and smells like roses.

by Bree_n_k June 13, 2014

Stink Mic

The act of holding your headset microphone in close proximity to your rectum while playing the Butt trumpet for others to hear on voice chat. Then you have to put it back on your head so you can provide color commentary on the smell.

Did hear that stink mic Shocker hit us with last night. I'm suprised his guts didn't fall out.

by Septik April 22, 2006

Stink the turtle

A game in which people get under the covers and fart. Last person to poke their head out wins.

We ate some chili then had an epic game of stink the turtle.

by Djprecio October 14, 2009

cunt stink bitch

A bitch with a really stinky cunt!

she is a cunt stink bitch.

by pharp August 2, 2010