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Dirty Straw

When a man gives anal sex to a woman/man and then inserts their penis into the lover's mouth.
Last night, Toby and I had one too many and he gave me a dirty straw...
Are you gay now?
Maybe.
by AnalisaPaine August 23, 2011
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dingo with a straw

The natural enemey of a test-tube baby.

Joke referring to the Azaria/Lindy Chamberlain case in Australia in the early 80's. Lindy's baby daughter Azaria was taken from a central Australian campsite by a dingo. Lindy was convicted of her murder but the baby's jacket was found in a dingo's den a few years later and the conviction was overturned.

"A dingo's got moi baibee!" (and no, we do NOT talk like that, or the Bart vs. Australia episode of The Simpsons! Just thought I'd clear that up!)
Q. What's the natural enemy of a test tube baby?
A. A dingo with a straw!
by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
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special straw

When a girl receiving oral is about to cum gives a signal to the one giving it to put in a straw inside her vagina and start sucking as she is having the orgasm.
" Last night I gave my girl friend a special straw and she had the orgasm of her life "
by th00r February 6, 2010
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Compton Silly Straw

The Compton Silly Straw is one of the most complicated sex moves on the planet. WARNING: It requires great flexibility, an average size penis, and no shame about having your penis touching another man's cock.

So to start off, you and three friends need to find a girl who would be down with a gang bang- or three on one action. After foreplay, or whatever you like to do, you perform the Compton Silly.

The three men participating in the orgy stand next to each other, forming a half circle around the girl. With string, yarn, or any type of rope, (preferably hemp rope) the males tie and bind their penis' together in unison to form one giant penis. While working together, the three male participants shove their three bound dicks up the girls vagina.

As if playing twister, the three men have sex with the one woman with their dicks tied together until orgasm.
Dude, you're not going to believe what happened last Saturday at Brad's house. Me, Tad, and Chad met up with Linda and did some kinky shit. Linda couldn't decide who she wanted more so the three of us got out the rubber bands and gave Linda the Compton Silly Straw!
by Fantastic Four, The four December 18, 2008
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felching straw

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.
I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?
by dmp April 1, 2003
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Cum Straw

Just before the male ejaculates he inserts a straw into his penis.
Colin was with his girlfriend, late at night, and she was giving him oral sex and he inserted the straw last minute so she could suck out the jizz! Therefore acting like a Cum Straw, this may feel uncomfortable for some males!
by Adam Miles January 1, 2009
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