Strat

The real leader of the bloods, despite Calloway’s weak and disconnected leadership. Strat is a real nigga, straight forward.

“Yut, yut. Have you seen strat, CripKilla?”
“Yeah he up by the bank robbin’ that shit.”

by Chloehill102 August 27, 2019

starting with a sink full of dishes

A saying originating from having suite/roommates and a shared space

- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts

B: I can’t believe they had to call the RA on her!
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.

by steinekrieg January 17, 2021

dry start

Commonly used amongst males. When you're about to go for a swim and need to 'prep the package' in the event of the water temperature being less then desirable, you 'dry start' by pissing your togs/board shorts/speedos prior to immersion into the water.

Adjective: a running dry start - this can often invoke a dry start when one runs into the water at pace and the coolness of the water causes an instinctual reaction to ones genitalia

Fuck it's cold, I think I'm going to dry start this one.

by drystarter December 1, 2010

False Start Shower

When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.

Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.

by Yoyoman December 7, 2013

Crimson Strait

The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.

After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Strait of Gibraltar."

by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013

monkey strat

When your team is acting like a bunch of monkeys looking for a missing banana. Not using any brain, resorting to primal instinct, E.g Throwing the match like a bunch of fucking monkeys.

Bro, these fucking monkey strats are so annoying. Its like were literally at the zoo.

by Cptbetty May 8, 2018

Happy Start Anything Major

A person's real name, usually uttered during sleep or occasionally upon waking up.

I can't believe I slept beside him all night before he told me his real name was Happy Start Anything Major!

by MC_Lambykins January 9, 2019