Strap Assassin

An avid deer hunter. Strap refers to the backstraps of a whitetail deer. The best meat on the deer.

That Ted Nugent is really a strap assassin.
Yeah He just killed his third deer today.

by Falko87 December 9, 2010

Jesus straps

"hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")

these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)

the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!

be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !

when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !

what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!

by michael foolsley April 14, 2022

strap-on dementia

A severe mental disease which causes lesbians who can't come out of the closet to go nuts.

Joe... I'm telling ya, that old man hatin'bitch has lost her mind.

Rodney... Classic case of strap-on dementia dude.

by wmawnmo April 6, 2013

camera strapping

when a lauryn choked a katie with a camera strap in 7th grade

camera strapping is the best

by Lauren Nutsack January 26, 2017

Strap talk

When someone talks about having a gun, using a gun, planning to use a gun, or pretty much anything related to guns in a gangster way.

Me and my homies just love to stand around and talk strap all day.

"Don't worry about it. It's just general strap talk"
"Don't you talk strap to me."

by ElJameso February 11, 2013

Organic strap on

A penis. Often used by LGBT folks as a pleasant euphemism for their genitalia.

I was the only girl at the party with an organic strap on, yet I’m a hopeless bottom.

by JaiTheGai March 8, 2022

horse strap

When a girl with large breasts wears a purse or shoulder bag and the strap separates her jugs making them look huge and well defined

Check out that chicks Horse Strap!

by Thomasjay99 September 16, 2015