A wonderful mix of a Danger Wank and a Stranger.
One sits on ones hand until it is numb, masturbates with the feeling that someone else is performing the task and shortly before orgasm shouting: "MUM!" with a hint of urgency in ones voice. This will stimulate the mother and the aim is to finish choking one's chicken and clean up before the mother arrives at the location of masturbation. Varying difficulties can be achieved by altering the distance between the mother and oneself. For extreme stranger danger, place oneself in the room next door with the door wide open.
One sits on ones hand until it is numb, masturbates with the feeling that someone else is performing the task and shortly before orgasm shouting: "MUM!" with a hint of urgency in ones voice. This will stimulate the mother and the aim is to finish choking one's chicken and clean up before the mother arrives at the location of masturbation. Varying difficulties can be achieved by altering the distance between the mother and oneself. For extreme stranger danger, place oneself in the room next door with the door wide open.
a young lad performing a strangerdanger...
Young lad - "MUM!"
Mum - "coming!"
Younge lad - "not before me!"
Young lad - "MUM!"
Mum - "coming!"
Younge lad - "not before me!"
by josty December 16, 2007
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"You were a pain in the ass to work with but I'm sad that you're leaving for some reason. Don't be a stranger, will you?"
by ahpeeyem September 21, 2003
Get the don't be a stranger mug.The Mysyerious Stranger requires preparation prior to having sex to be ready for it. To complete the mysterious stranger you need to start having sex with your girl by a window. Also, you must be fucking her from behind so she is not looking at you. Then, in one swift motion you will have to pull out your dick, and have your buddy, who has been secretly in the room the whole time without the girl knowing, jump in and take over for you. Then, while he continues fucking her, you run outside and wave at your girl through the window and enjoy the suprised look on her face when she sees you.
"ohh baby you like that?"
"yeah i like thatttt"
--silence--
"hey that guy outside the window looks just like y--- AHHHHHHHHH"
THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
"yeah i like thatttt"
--silence--
"hey that guy outside the window looks just like y--- AHHHHHHHHH"
THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
by SUPERTIMMEHH August 3, 2007
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10 yo: OMG!!!I lOvE StRaNgEr ThInGsssss!!! WhEn My MoMMy LeTs Me iMma gET a 11 TatttOo
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10 yo: OMG!!!I lOvE StRaNgEr ThInGsssss!!! WhEn My MoMMy LeTs Me iMma gET a 11 TatttOo
Normal fan:okayy........
by Charli D January 30, 2019
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You May have attached this personality to an image of a certain celebrity.
That person is a Glorified Stranger.
You May have attached this personality to an image of a certain celebrity.
That person is a Glorified Stranger.
Anna: Molly, you'll never find the right guy if you keep measuring him to your Glorified stranger, Brandon Boyd.
Other names: Knight in shining armour, Romeo, prince charming, the one, mr. right.
Other names: Knight in shining armour, Romeo, prince charming, the one, mr. right.
by Carolyn De Faoite July 27, 2007
Get the Glorified Stranger mug.To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of jerking off your best friend as you fuck him in the butt.
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