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Strafer

Dude 1: YO! That dude was a straight up STRAFER
Dude 2: You right!
by TazzGames December 27, 2017
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Steamed oyster

The act of creaming inside of one's vagina then shoving a hot branding iron up her coochie until resembling a steamed oyster. It is usually followed by eating her out.
Gosh Brad's such an asshole, he gave me a steamed oyster last night, now I can't pee.
by Mdturtle July 14, 2019
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Starmer

A Starmer is like a disappointing end to a romantic evening. It all starts well, then when it’s time to get down to business, things start to flop. Badly.
I was expecting a night of unbridled passion, but it turned into a Starmer.
by Y Gwir May 9, 2021
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Starmer Word Salad

The speaking art of talking without actually saying anything at all, to contradict yourself by saying one thing today, then flipping your position tomorrow and the day after, then again the day after that.

The ability to use words like "Laser focused", "Mission driven", "net Zero" or wishy washy non specific rubbery phrases like "We would negotiate" without actually saying what his limits are.

Or the endless flip-flop slogans

Another Future Is Possible
Under New Management
Secure, Protect, Rebuild,
A New Chapter for Britain
Stronger Together
Work, Care, Equality, Security
Security, Prosperity, Respect

On Your Side
Fairer, greener future
Build a better Britain

The art of creating a speech which is essentially word fog, that evaporates on the ether before it hits the ears, the ability to take an enthusiastic audience and have them phoning the Samaritans within 5 minutes of opening you mouth.
Sir Kid Starver was cheered onto the stage, a veritable plethora of meaningless verbiage ensued as the crowd first looked perplexed, started consulting a political thesaurus, moved to checking their fingernails, then looked nervously round the room to equally perplexed faces.

A hubub ran round the room, as correspondent after correspondent as phone came out, phoning the Samaritans for help as they gradually became ever more depressed, disillusioned, and desperate for help.

Back to the political news studio, a long broom hoves into view to poke a sleeping presenter who suddenly wakes up with a shock, "Err Peter, what's your take on Sir Kid Starver's speech?"

"Well Julia it was a classic Starmer word salad of non specific rubbery phrases from the Cuprinol man, a study in Mahogany by the country's greatest dullard"
by The Xmas Grinch August 6, 2023
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f***strated

upset and angry at the same time
Man, this history project makes me so f***strated
by Samano May 29, 2008
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crab steamer

The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.
Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky beotch.
by ktrane77 August 21, 2008
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wheaton steamer

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.
OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!
by Ellis September 9, 2010
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