Slang for a person who smokes cannabis regularly. Stoners often appear in public as laid back, worry-free individuals. They may also be slandered against by people who are considered straight edge. Many stoners have been thought of as future burnouts, who fool themselves into believing that their lives are in much better condition than they really are by distorting their brain functions with popular narcotics.
"Jacob has a ton of pot in his backpack right now, and he's been telling me how great it is to get high. He's definately a stoner."
by Twiggs January 4, 2008
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 4, 2003
A consummate professional at the art of getting stoned. Generally still works a kiddie job like pizza delivery; may or may not still live with parents.
I saw this line of stoners outside the ticket office, and I was like, what?! Then I realized they were selling Phish tickets.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
A person who consumes enough THC to adversely effect their thought process. The idea is that the fat-soluble THC builds up in the brain over time, causing certain neuroreceptors to become inhibited. The average stoner will have a short attention span and usualy behave apatheticaly towards any sort of physical effort. While not a threat normaly, and usualy relaxed people, stoners are a danger to themselves and others in any line of work where heavy machinery is involved.
Worker 1:"Holy hell how did that guy manage to crush his hand in a hydraulic press?"
Worker 2:"He's a stoner, what do you expect?"
Worker 2:"He's a stoner, what do you expect?"
by Philosophos April 30, 2006
by Smart E. Pants September 16, 2003
Basically a piece of shit who tries to pretend that everyone else is arrogant so they feel better about themselves. You can find working them at your local fast food restaurant, or sleeping in trashbags around back of it. They like to sleep outside the buildings that the valuable people to society work in. The worst stoners are the rich, privelidged kids who just smoke becuase they like the think they are "rebels" and "badass". They usually try to be new-age hippies who hate everything becuase they think that makes them look cool, and are not the "happy, peaceful" people they say they are. They're actually dirty, smelly, 99% of the time ugly, and take up hard earned money to pay for their welfare. They ruin the lives of the children they fail to parent, and in fact most stoners are the results of bad parenting. If you want the real definition of a stoner, see salt brah
Most of the stoners reading this will probably get angry, so they'll go smoke some more to deal with their problems. Then they'll come back and say that other people suck who are more successful than them and didn't smoke their lives away.
by A successful man November 20, 2005
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