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stole it fair and square

1. When you tell the person "hey I'm stealing this (typically an object of no value)" with an undertone of 'and there aint a damn thing you are gonna do about it'.
2. When a person sees you pick up an object and turn and walk away with it and don't say anything about it.
Person one: he said you took his whistle
Person two: yeah but I stole it fair and square man, I told him I was taking it
by Hrmnypeacelove August 11, 2017
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stole my lunch

To copy someone in a blatant manner. Taking something from someone and using it as if it's your own for financial gain and therefore taking food out their mouth.
Drake took my flow. He stole my whole lunch.

I was doing a reaction channel before everyone and they all stole my lunch.
by Zebra the Moose February 8, 2019
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police stole my car

When police hate the law and need a new car. Also can be a parody of Feliz navidad.
Darn! These police just stole my car and drove it all the way to Africa and I can’t be bothered to walk that far. Looks like I won’t be coming home for christmas. Ugh police stole my car.
by Bored teenager December 30, 2019
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Nigga stole my bike

When a coloured human steals your bike while you are going for a friendly ride.
Hey you there my dear fellow that nigga just stole my facking bike!

*music comes on 'nigga stole my bike' and everyone starts shooting each other and mario comes on and bell slaps the nigga
by cederic January 11, 2008
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she stole my gum

When a girl spontaneously makes out with a guy who is chewing gum and then afterwards ends up with the gum in her mouth. This is really sexy, all hot girls should do this.
Steve: Dude, she stole my gum!!!

Jim: Kickass man! Gimme five
by DudeoftheDay May 13, 2005
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drive it like you stole it

Refers to the way our country is run by the Bush administration, after the stolen 2000 election.
Here's the example of "drive it like you stole it:" Jeb Bush has the names of 50,000 Democrats removed from the voter registration list in Florida, the Supreme Court crowns George W. Bush, and the people of the USA are stripped of their rights.
by Slipgrid October 24, 2006
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stolen valor

False claims of military service or honor in any form.
This guy showed up to an event in a very inaccurately assembled military uniform which is clearly a sign of stolen valor.
by Bryan McMasters December 22, 2014
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