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Stoked

Stoked
Not stoked
by Swordfish2728 May 10, 2021
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Stokely

A Calm and collected man, with an irresistibly magnetic personality. Stokely’s are always immensely intelligent, yet they are risk takers and rebels to their core. The True African Archetype. Stokely’s are rare indeed but once you have met and truly been in the presence of one, you will surely never forget.
She believed finding a Stokely, would be like winning the lottery.
by John Osborne November 22, 2021
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Steve Allen Stoke

Steve Allen, stoke on Trent. An old cancer riddled guy ~ prays on vulnerable young girls, violates, manipulates and controls females and their children. Has more diseases than the Potteries sewers.
by fireyfire111 May 16, 2023
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Stokes papa

A very buffed blonde boy who likes surfing.
You like wana stokes papa this wave.
by Gutie Gutie May 21, 2022
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Stoke Fan

A glory hunting fuckwit who does not yet realise that their team "Stoke City" is long past its sell-by date. They meet on a weekly basis at the local circus, also referred to as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team well known for its hideous combination of red and white that are their colours. Not to mention that rabid hippo that is the pinnacle of this cult. Stoke Fans get a boner once said hippo is spotted.
Look! A wild Stoke fan emerging from the tip!
by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022
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Jordan stokes

Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
Can you hear that fapping? Must be Jordan stokes dad
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
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Stove Stoked

The act of inserting one or more objects into a vagina or anus.
Me nd' my gang Stove Stoked that chick last night.
by Popcorn OveN 226 October 8, 2011
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