by John O’clock November 7, 2020

A Calm and collected man, with an irresistibly magnetic personality. Stokely’s are always immensely intelligent, yet they are risk takers and rebels to their core. The True African Archetype. Stokely’s are rare indeed but once you have met and truly been in the presence of one, you will surely never forget.
by John Osborne November 22, 2021

A baddie. She may be short but she is fierce. Stokely is simply that girl and forever be that girl. This name is stunning, and anyone who has it is just AMAZING. STOKELY, The baddest lightskin EVERY. The most lovable, funniest, prettiest person one could ever lay their eyes upon. She loves her bestfriend and family.
Yooooo, this girl im talking to is so beautiful and cool- she hilarious too!
Gotta be Stokely aint it???
Gotta be Stokely aint it???
by cajunprincessss177 July 9, 2023

by Ajhaha April 30, 2021

A glory hunting fuckwit who does not yet realise that their team "Stoke City" is long past its sell-by date. They meet on a weekly basis at the local circus, also referred to as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team well known for its hideous combination of red and white that are their colours. Not to mention that rabid hippo that is the pinnacle of this cult. Stoke Fans get a boner once said hippo is spotted.
by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022

Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019

by Deathsparx September 13, 2020
