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gummy sticks

Gummy Sticks is a game for BOYS ONLY. All the boys take off their pants and wave their gummy stick around. Anyone who's stick is no longer gummy (gets and erection) is out and everyone else continues to play.
All of the guys took off their pants and played gummy sticks with each other.

Kevin got a boner so he is out.
by RainbowTheZookeeper April 21, 2014
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Furry Sticks

The act of two men rubbing beards.

When a lumber-sexual male finds another beard to be admirable, he may engage in the close embrace and rubbing of beards, for any amount of time. This gesture can be performed as a sign of respect or arousal, depending on ones preference or sexual orientation.
Greg: "James, your beard looks amazing right now."
James: "Your's too."
Greg: "You wanna play Furry Sticks?"
James: "Let's do that! let's do exactly that!"
by Burt Lumber December 7, 2014
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wanna see my costco socks

When you and your lad happen to be changing in the same room (for whatever reason). So you ask him if he wants to see your socks. Little does he know your dick is hanging out and he sees your junk while looking at your socks
"Hey Joe, wanna see my costco socks?"
by Your moms new boyfriend September 20, 2017
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Rigid Shit Sticks

Rigid Shit Sticks:

1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet

2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!
I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit
by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018
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You lost your gawtamn socks?!

Have you lost the fucking plot?!?!

(Brought to you from the scrupulous, impervious and enigmatic Steven Haynes. Remember no d's in gawtamn. Pause.)
Dad: Son, take out the trash.
Son: You take out the trash.
Dad: You lost your gawtamn socks?!
by kuttino1 December 16, 2021
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Thigh High Socks

Socks that go past the knee, and reach up to the thigh. Sometimes used as a term for thigh high stockings, which are thinner amd sheerer fabric. Thigh highs are worn with skirts and shorts, often with converse or knee boots. Thigh highs are considered sexy, as they often reveal only a portion of the leg. Not to be worn by people who can't brave knee socks.
Guy 1: Damn, did you see Stacy today?

Guy 2: No. What about her

Guy 1: She wore these white socks. They were up to her thigh, and she had these short shorts, and it was HOT.

Guy 2: Thigh high socks? I gotta see that.
by Chick in Thigh Highs September 19, 2009
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Party socks

Socks worn during sex.
Worn when it is extremely cold or when kinkiness is needed.
it was -2 degrees at her house so i wore my party socks...
oh hes so hot in his party socks...
by Luken June 24, 2007
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