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Stocking hoes

To have a high number of hoes at your service.
Y'all seen pimp Mac?, His count is up!
He is straight stocking hoes.
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wet stock

A post used to cum on by a group of friends used for entertainment and fun
Hey man lets do a wet stock tonight!
by John lenhoda June 28, 2023
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noob stock

A documentation/ inventory of noobs-- helpful for pure pwnage on such games as WoW and other MMORPG.
Jar's real world player Mike, took note of the various noobs in his game in his noob stock, to make sure he brought pwn unto them as frequently as he came across their noobish nuissance.
by Jar the Monk Squire January 20, 2008
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chicken stock

(куром насмех in Russian): chicken mockery in English. When you say or do something (never f-sag) so dumb/silly/ /stupid that chickens at the local farm will make laughing stock out of you.
Even people with mental acuity issues won't do stuff chicken stock. Why are you doing the same chicken stock like drinking and driving?
by Sexydimma June 26, 2022
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stocks and socks

Wearing Birkenstock sandals and bulky wool socks
by TeraMenno April 25, 2016
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Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying
Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick
by Samy roberts August 22, 2011
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Stock iron

A derogatory term used to describe players in the video game Minecraft that are wearing full unenchanted iron armor as opposed to something better such as enchanted diamond armor. It is often used in PvP game modes such as UHCs.
xX_MinecraftGod_Xx (wearing full enchanted diamond armor): lol kill that dude he’s just a stock iron
TryhardLuke72 (also full enchanted diamond): ok lol, brb
Stock iron: *gets absolutely obliterated in 2 seconds by TryhardLuke72’s diamond sword*
by Idc48374927 February 6, 2020
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