Down with the stiffness

Dead.

"That hobo is down with the stiffness."

by ChanceD February 17, 2021

stiff piss

When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.

Mike 1: I'll brb dude, I gotta take a stiff piss.
Mike 2: Why the fuck is your dick hard?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants May 26, 2017

stiff lincoln

A crisp 5 dollar bill used for hush money.

Billy gave Samantha a stiff Lincoln to keep her mouth shut. #notmetoo

by Yomommaisphat July 25, 2019

stiff wood

When your morning wood hard tho

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood

by stiffwood November 4, 2019

stiff stream

the very cumbersome act of urinating after masturbation

the worst part of a nut is the stiff stream that comes after

by dr. david doctor November 8, 2022

stiff cock

an object that ive shoved up my arse

guy 1: hey did u know that jake fucked riley with his stiff cock last night?
guy 2: omg such poggers!!!!!!

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

Stiff Glizzy

A Stiff Glizzy occurs when sexual interactions occur between two men to often and the penis becomes unuseable.

G-d dammit I have a stiff glizzy.

by Daddy time April 1, 2021