To "indirectly"cruise the Facebook or MySpace profile pics of a person with whom you may have had intimate relations, or an old bully from elementary school. It can be virtually anyone from your past that you don't really want to talk to, but you may want to see what they look like now.
A form of indirect virtual stalking.
A form of indirect virtual stalking.
"I was dry stalking Tina's Facebook pics, I heard she looks like shit now, but I didn't want to friend request her, it's not that serious!"
by DieDieElle December 30, 2011
Get the dry stalking mug.Have you ever been in a situation where you could have done significantly less work and achieved the same outcome? Haven’t we all. Well you, my friend, fell victim to “slippin on your slackin”.
The phrase “slippin on your slackin” is appropriately used when an individual exerts an unnecessary amount of effort only to achieve the same results as the asshole who did little to no work.
For example, back in elementary school, my teachers would use the first few classes to emphasize the point to read ALL the directions before beginning a test. So how would they ensure people to do this, you ask.. Well they would create an exam composed of an assortment of thirty or forty relatively easy questions broken down into numerous sections with lots of specific directions. Easy enough, so you read the directions with a magnifying glass and any idiot could ace the exam. Yeah right, if only that were the case. These smartasses would write in small print at the very end of the exam, “Don’t fill in any of the above sections, simply write your name at the start of the test, hand it in and you will receive a perfect, 100%” … As you can imagine only about two people in the class would actually read all the directions prior to completing the test.
Well all but those two jerk offs, myself included, were effectively “slippin on their slackin”. They exerted t more effort than did the two students who did essentially nothing only to receive a fraction of the grade.
The phrase “slippin on your slackin” is appropriately used when an individual exerts an unnecessary amount of effort only to achieve the same results as the asshole who did little to no work.
For example, back in elementary school, my teachers would use the first few classes to emphasize the point to read ALL the directions before beginning a test. So how would they ensure people to do this, you ask.. Well they would create an exam composed of an assortment of thirty or forty relatively easy questions broken down into numerous sections with lots of specific directions. Easy enough, so you read the directions with a magnifying glass and any idiot could ace the exam. Yeah right, if only that were the case. These smartasses would write in small print at the very end of the exam, “Don’t fill in any of the above sections, simply write your name at the start of the test, hand it in and you will receive a perfect, 100%” … As you can imagine only about two people in the class would actually read all the directions prior to completing the test.
Well all but those two jerk offs, myself included, were effectively “slippin on their slackin”. They exerted t more effort than did the two students who did essentially nothing only to receive a fraction of the grade.
(For any asshole who is still not catching on)
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(Your wife enters your house unexpectedly)
You: "Fuck! I literally just did the laundry 10 minutes ago"
Your Son: "Damn dad, you're slippin on your slackin"
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(Your wife enters your house unexpectedly)
You: "Fuck! I literally just did the laundry 10 minutes ago"
Your Son: "Damn dad, you're slippin on your slackin"
by jay bunzz October 3, 2011
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Looking at someones facebook profile and reading their recent news and wall posts. Monitoring another person's facebook life
by ByRd December 11, 2007
Get the facebook stalking mug.KFC is food stacking with it's new double down chicken sandwich. Something like that should get your picture on the wall while smiling and wearing a bib.
by CocoSantango September 6, 2010
Get the Food Stacking mug.Gang Stalking is a psychological operation adopted by a group of people against another person or group. The objective of this sadistic psy-op game is to cause the victim or victims to fear for their safety, drive them crazy or make them look like they're crazy if they try to report it. Gang Stalking tactics use covert methods to psychologically harass the victim. It is designed to leave little forensic evidence making it difficult to prove and leads the TI/s feeling harassed or psychologically disturbed.
Below is a small list of some of the common stalking tactics:
- Repeatedly following someone
- Repeatedly threatening someone
- Spreading slanderous rumors and making bogus "investigations"
- Making unwanted nuisance phone call and illegal eavesdropping
- Sending unwanted emails and computer hacking
- Sending unwanted text messages
- Leaving threatening voice mails
- Crowding or mobbing the victim in grocery stores or shopping malls
- Leaving threatening anonymous notes for the victim to find
- Leaving objects with significant "messages" for the victim to find
- Breaking into the victim’s home
- Breaking into the victim’s car
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Below is a small list of some of the common stalking tactics:
- Repeatedly following someone
- Repeatedly threatening someone
- Spreading slanderous rumors and making bogus "investigations"
- Making unwanted nuisance phone call and illegal eavesdropping
- Sending unwanted emails and computer hacking
- Sending unwanted text messages
- Leaving threatening voice mails
- Crowding or mobbing the victim in grocery stores or shopping malls
- Leaving threatening anonymous notes for the victim to find
- Leaving objects with significant "messages" for the victim to find
- Breaking into the victim’s home
- Breaking into the victim’s car
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I was a target of gang stalking after I blew the whistle on my sexist boss. He hired a creepy sleuth to follow me around for months and then that creepy sleuth got his minions to gang stalk me for years.
by iculeiu February 9, 2022
Get the Gang Stalking mug.After hours of plundering anal sex, Roger told his girlfriend to go peek at her ass in the mirror as she was now sporting a lovely silk stocking dangling between her ass cheeks.
by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2015
Get the Silk Stocking mug.Avoiding and going as far as possible from the person you actually want to be with in the hopes that that will make the universe somehow bring you two together again.
Rather than attending his college, she went out of state for college- hoping her resistance to being closer to him would somehow bring them together in the future. She considered it reverse stalking.
by KanuhaK November 18, 2013
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