Handsome Squidward

Repeatedly slamming your girls head into a door till there’s a hole in her face big enough to fuck and then when your done you take a picture and post it online to see how handsome they are.
“Bro my girl pissed me off so I gave her a handsome squidward.”
Show me the pics dude”
by Forbe August 07, 2024
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A Squidward

A person that is being a jackass, very grumpy or not in a good mood.
Person 1: Oh boy. Am I so ready for today.
Person 1: Oh don't be such a Squidward!
by Retarded64 October 14, 2020
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Squidward

mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.
Squidward likes to succ john thicc
by Succ_2o87_Times March 22, 2019
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OMG, raegan is such a squidward
by aaliyah deweer May 23, 2021
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