Squat Cobbler 

Derives from the AMC Original "Better Call Saul", which is the act of a fully clothed man sitting, and proceeding to rub the buttocks into a pie of choice, and occasionally crying, for the intent of sexual arousal.

To get out of questioning, I told them that you did a Squat Cobbler.

Squat Cobbler by AMCMcGill August 31, 2016

squat fart

When you squat and fart comes out due to pressure/ compression.

Billy was in a squat position while waiting for the football to be passed to him and when he squatted, he released his gas.

He pulled a squat fart.

squat fart by Melrose! December 21, 2009

Squatch Knock

1. The knocking of blocks used to attract mythical beasts called Sasquatches.

2. The rythmic pounding of the squatch for hours or days on end.

1. Those faggots from Finding Bigfoot Squatch Knock continuously in order to attract the elusive Sasquatch.

2. I squatch knocked Austin's mom so long last week that she moaned like a ghost and her squatch could take absolutely no more knocking.

Squatch Knock by Squatchknocker247 January 24, 2012

ball squat 

when your balls are hanging down considerably low,you sit down they get stuck under your thigh.

i ball squated and blew the left one out of its bag

ball squat by larze November 18, 2005

pop a squat 

to sit down or to take a seat.

Yo, pop a squat over here.

pop a squat by Bradshaw April 8, 2005

squeaker 

A gamer on voice chat that has not hit puberty or has an abnormally high-pitched voice. They will often use a rediculous amount of profanity to try and offset their lack of audible maturity.

Dude, that squeaker on WoW gave me a really bad headache!

squeaker by DJ Amireh August 21, 2006

Bomb-Squeak 

The unfortunate sound (or fortunate, depends if your trying to blow someone up or are about to be blown up) that a bomb makes just as it is expected to blow up and send limbs flying.

The explosives that Osama Bin Laden threw at the approaching army fortunately ended up with a Bomb-Squeak.

Bomb-Squeak by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009