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Spunk Monkey

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.
I blew it all over that Spunk Monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!
by JamJam1 July 24, 2012
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spunked

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009
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Spunk

Older term refering to something being "cool", bold, or blunt abour what they say and/or do.
You've got spunk kid!

Man, she's got spunk.

I wish I had spunk.
by T.iara September 10, 2010
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Spunk monkey

A slut of a girl that loves being constantly covered in ejaculated seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.
Jake:yo, did you here about Jess Meredith.
Curt; Ye she's a total Spunk monkey
by Curtis shiters June 12, 2011
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Shuska

Shuska can mean anything you want it to mean.

Created by Oritsé Williams of boyband JLS

Was created at 2 minutes into the Holy Moly video!

As it won't let me post links on here just go to youtube and type in: JLS meet Holy Moly
It can mean what ever you want it to mean, so the examples are endless.

Examples from Oritsé:
"You could be in the bedroom and all you need to say is SHUSKA!"
"SHUSKA!"
"I'm in love with your SHUSKA!"

Examples from Holy Moly:
"I need some sugar on this SHUSKA!"
"Pass me that SHUSKA!"
"I tripped and got a splinter up my SHUSKA!"

Example from JB:
"I need some SHUSKA on this sugar!"
by GemsLovesJLS August 12, 2009
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spukununu

"She has such a hairy spukununu, I'm sure if we looked hard enough, we could find Rasputin in there!"
by cseim June 14, 2008
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Spunk-A-Stump

When having sex with an amputee, the man pulls out and nuts all over the stump. A loud yell is also considered appropriate.
Opposable thumbs are usually a criteria for banging a chick, but I really wanted to spunk-a-stump.

That girl missing her arm was a 0 until my 10th Schiltz, but then I took her home and spunkastump-ed her like 3 times that night.

I think that hood rat torso chick is a 0 but I would still spunk all four stumps.
by Carpoolio October 30, 2008
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