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screaming to a jackhammer

I dont like heavy metal. I want them to turn off that screaming to a jackhammer crap.
by Jaymo773 November 18, 2018
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Screaming Tiger

The sound a girl makes while having passionate sex.
Damn bro your girl must have really enjoyed that last night I could hear that screaming tiger from across the hall.
by epicniss32 November 11, 2020
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Cell Screaming

The all-too common practice of yelling at the top of your lungs into your cell phone.

Far from using the most sophisticated communications technology on the planet, many people seem to believe that they're connected to the other person by a pair of soup cans with a string stretched between them. Thus, they feel compelled to SCREAM at the top of their lungs whenever speaking on their cell phones.

Part of the problem is the extremely poor ear-piece design in most modern cell phones and the resulting inability for the person talking to get the right level of feedback. This is something that phone engineers had down to a finely tuned science a hundred years ago but seems to have been lost on current phone design engineers.
Bob: "Geeze, Fred. I'm trying to eat here. Must you always be cell screaming while we're having lunch?"

Fred: "Sorry, Bob. I didn't even realize that I was doing that."

Bob: "Well, it's not entirely your fault, part of it is that crappy phone. But still, get a grip. Your throat must be sore!"
by Buck Guapo March 28, 2007
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joy-spreader

An individual met on trains with an effortless disregard for all conventions of society and so one who refuses to be brought down.
Will often engage in conversation with total strangers and with you, and their words may be sad, moving, joyous, outrageous and intelligent but impossible to disagree with. You leave the encounter feeling as though you may have met Jesus.

Their actions may sometimes border on insane, but with no active effort they therefore spread joy.
joy-spreader: (Shouted on leaving the train) Hotdogs and sunshine and reggae music and happiness!
by na1ndo8z May 10, 2011
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Purse spreading

When a woman consciously puts her purse or other bags next to her just to be an ass and take up space on public transport. Quite the opposite of man spreading.
Oh look at that dumb bitch complaining about man spreading, but look at her purse spreading. Fuckers
by Blaze42264 May 15, 2018
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wilhelm scream

https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6JK-gRELI0&ab _channel=GamingSoundFX
by the avrg neo-nazi July 14, 2023
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Brown Trout Screamin out

A lodged or stuck turd in you ass, it is like a plug but when released it is a watery shit explosion
by Assclown5 December 6, 2009
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