Spokejob

The act of getting your dick caught in a steering wheel, causing it to break; similar to jamming a stick into a spinning wheel.

"Damn, I was banging my steering wheel last night and accidentally gave myself a spokejob."

by Kenrog September 2, 2017

Spoke him up

When you talk about a person you haven't seen in a while with another person and then all of sudden you run into/ get contacted by the person.

Bill I haven't seen Schuppie since Saturday.
(Schuppie sends me a message)
Wow I must've spoke him up.

by Daddy Dex December 17, 2018

Spiter's K

It's when someone only uses the letter K in a text message

Person 1: Is it cool if I fix your 401k tomorrow?
Person 2: K
Person 1: Stop using the Spiter's K

by Yahhoun December 20, 2018

spite uncite

The act of removing citations to another person's work from your own paper out of malice or resentment. This is most relevant to academic fields of research, though could be applied in other contexts as well.

"Dr. Smith was so condescending today that I am going to spite uncite him from my upcoming paper in Science!"

by Lady Beni January 29, 2019

spite crank

When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.

David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.

by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019

Spite Sink

To Berman your car

I want to get a new Porsche. I guess I’ll just spite sink my Tesla.

by Zips dogg August 11, 2019

Snoted

When you're so stoned you can't even spell it right.

I'm so snoted i think i might die.

by mestizoboi47 December 9, 2019