sponze

A total and utter twonk. Equivalent to eleven Spazzers. Hence spaz & onze; french for eleven.

Derek is such a sponze, he thought Welsh rarebit was a taffy virgin!

by Davadoss December 21, 2007

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Spontaneous Beer Bong

Similar to that of spontaneous combustion but involving a beer bong.

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.

by ClayJ October 25, 2008

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Sponzie

To be like cool like Fonzie (from the Muppets) while possessing a crazy streak like Animal (from the Muppets).

yo Sponzie, you were chillin last night at the crib, until you went animal on those hoods.

by MrT4evar! December 10, 2009

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Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcoma

(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.

"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"

by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010

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Spontaneously Aspirate

To spew, blow chunks, barf, do the technicolor yawn, or simply vomit unexpectedly

"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"

by GinSeven February 4, 2010

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spontaneous spazticitus

a condition that involves sudden spazziness in all forms. The only way to treat this is to remove yourself from situations that could cause spasm attacks of any kind.

I suffer from spontaneous spazticitus. It makes it very difficult.

by person...... July 9, 2010

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