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Seattle Slurper

When you bust a nut in your girlfriends coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.
I just gave my girlfriend a Seattle Slurper! sex cleveland steamer angry pirate angry dragon
by LarryManAllDay September 14, 2016
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Ballsack slurpee

When a male smells like balls and Dick but he's still cute
Me: hi babe
Babe:(was just touching his junk) hey babe.
Me: ummm babe you smell like ballsack slurpee
by Suze69 June 25, 2017
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side slurp

When one (male or female) sucks, gobbles, or slurps another’s dick from the side.
Jenna fell right beside Tristan’s dick so she decided one side slurp would not hurt.
by Big body Jody April 20, 2018
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Sphincter Slurpee

To slurp cum out of an asshole after ejaculating inside of it.
After pounding her in the ass, he enjoyed a Sphincter Slurpee to quench his thirst.
by Thank you cum again! December 7, 2017
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Princess Slurp

When she slobs your knob and performs with all the fine lady like mannerisms including gobbling down your man goo and dabbing the corners of her mouth with a fine lace napkin.
Rachel is so refined. She’s a keeper. She did the princess slurp last night. I think I could really take her home to mom this time.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018
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Churp slurp

A mixture of cherry cough syrup with any flavor slurpee from 7-11, taken recreationally.
What'd you do last night, Denise?

I put on my new Keebler elf costume, hit up 7-11 for a churp slurp and I can't remember the rest of the night. I woke up in the Taco Bell parking lot around noon.
by Skochdoporn Productions March 10, 2019
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