Sclurjing

When you cough and sneeze at the same time.

“Bro I keep sclurjing whenever I try making a card tower!”

by SudsySole891 November 1, 2022

splurried

The past tense of "cumming". Someone had just "splurried" (cummed) (came) everywhere

Teenage Boy- "mum, that girl was so hot. i just splurried all over myself"
Mum- "ask her out son"

by CurryMontser6969 November 22, 2022

splurt baby

A baby born when sperm leaks from the anus to vagina post anal. Can be prevented by wearing an anal seepage tampon.

I wore an anal seepage tampon so I wouldn’t have to give birth to a splurt baby in 9 months.

by Submissiveslave661 November 25, 2022

Splurker

An unskilled bicycle rider who sees a danny mac red bull video, buys a "street trials" bike, learns absolutely zero biketrials skills but uses the hashtag #biketrials and talk about how excited they are for competitions but have never ridden their bike on anything but flat concrete. They love putting their feet on strange spots on the bicycle, and pretending they are bmx riders. Unfortunately bmx riders passed their skills 3 decades ago, splurkers are ignorant but happy as there are hundreds of them online.

Remeber before 2009 when splurkers didn't exist?

by Hermance January 15, 2023

SPLURTR

The hottest man on earth like literally the definition of cute, hot, sexy, handsome and more. He also happens to look like Shia LeBeouf

Man Splurtr was lookin so Fine Today

by the man cb October 27, 2023

Splurp

Same thing as slonking.

"Hey bro, I'm tired, let's go have a splurp!"

by Splurper January 5, 2024

Splurge

What happens when you knob jolt. (to cum in an erratic way)

I just knob jolted, it made me splurge

by EthanLock January 6, 2024