splooch

the act of ejaculating

I splooched all over the bitches face. It got in her eye and she started to cry.

by woogie May 22, 2003

Slooz

Act of sloozing

Damn nigga, you got da slooz

by PriitK October 15, 2003

sploogearific

You find yourself covered in splooge almost 24/7

Your mother is sploogearific because she does not stop having sex with Captain Crunch

by John Lang May 11, 2006

sploogetastic

An action or event so overwhelmingly great as to make one ejaculate Amazing or awesome.

I wish we could've stayed longer bro. That party was fucking sploogetastic.

by Dirty Pete R June 28, 2009

Splooge McFuck

The porn adaptation of Scrooge McDuck

"dude wtf is that porn? Is that a guy dressed like Scrooge Mcduck?"
"No bro, that's Splooge McFuck you moron"

by idiotperson March 1, 2017

sploon too

an other word for splatoon 2

Person 1:hey wanna sploon too
Person 2:naw ima fortnut
Person 1:oh k.

by IcySand May 25, 2018

Sploofer

When you go and take a shit and masterbate chronicle.

Dirk is a sploofer and goes sploofing everyday.

by Lil_Timmy236 June 4, 2023