Alternate spelling of spork, it is well disputed over which word (spork or splade) is the appropriate word by my father and my grandparents. Hoy.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003
Get the splade mug.Spax Kids
Appearance -
Spax kids prefer tight clothing that shows off their 'assets'. They'll stick to duller colours such as black, white and grey.
The name 'spax' is derived from 'spandex' because their tight clothing can cling like spandex.
Hair is generally choppy, spikey (but straight).
Their clothing can be confused for 'emo' or 'punk'.
Attitude, Opinions, Preferences -
Spax kids, although normally not very physically strong in appearance have a strong mindset. They're stubborn most times and tend to rebel against authority. Parents and teachers, for the most part.
Most have a quick wit, an at times a slightly cruel sense of humour. Generally selective about friends.
They have strong opinions in most cases. Most spax kids won't try and shove them down your throat, though.
They're normally bi, gay or at least open minded.
They normally listen to punk (not fallout boy, panic! at the disco immitation punk sort style), screamo, techno, some rock, even some pop.
Moods.
Spax kids don't really have a general mood. Most have a lot of moodswings, but couldn't really be described as happy or depressed for the majority of the time. They don't normally show a large amount of emotion, though. Even if they're feeling it.
Spax kids are 99.9% of the time teenagers.
Sometimes called 'spaxes' or 'spaxters', but more commonly just known as spax kids, spax boys or spax girls.
Appearance -
Spax kids prefer tight clothing that shows off their 'assets'. They'll stick to duller colours such as black, white and grey.
The name 'spax' is derived from 'spandex' because their tight clothing can cling like spandex.
Hair is generally choppy, spikey (but straight).
Their clothing can be confused for 'emo' or 'punk'.
Attitude, Opinions, Preferences -
Spax kids, although normally not very physically strong in appearance have a strong mindset. They're stubborn most times and tend to rebel against authority. Parents and teachers, for the most part.
Most have a quick wit, an at times a slightly cruel sense of humour. Generally selective about friends.
They have strong opinions in most cases. Most spax kids won't try and shove them down your throat, though.
They're normally bi, gay or at least open minded.
They normally listen to punk (not fallout boy, panic! at the disco immitation punk sort style), screamo, techno, some rock, even some pop.
Moods.
Spax kids don't really have a general mood. Most have a lot of moodswings, but couldn't really be described as happy or depressed for the majority of the time. They don't normally show a large amount of emotion, though. Even if they're feeling it.
Spax kids are 99.9% of the time teenagers.
Sometimes called 'spaxes' or 'spaxters', but more commonly just known as spax kids, spax boys or spax girls.
by Jamiezz December 24, 2008
Get the Spax mug.A caucasian member of a modern western community between the ages of fourteen through thirty-nine who is notable for his or her exceptional levels of laziness and cynicism. The sense of humor of the anglo-slaxen consists almost exclusively of sarcastic remarks; their diet consists primarily of fast- and snack-foods. They can most often be found lying on a couch, lip-syncing to their favorite television shows and movies.
That one guy who was in classes the first week of the semester and then never showed up again until the final is such an anglo-slaxen.
That girl I work with is a total anglo-slaxen.
That girl I work with is a total anglo-slaxen.
by Laura McSpadden January 9, 2008
Get the Anglo-slaxen mug.by CigarCity813 May 28, 2006
Get the spla-dow mug.Angad:"Lets play World of Tanks."
Austin:"OK"
Angad:"I'm about to win"
Austin:"Wait I have a present."
Angad:"What?"
Austin:*types SPLAG for 5 hours..."
Angad:"Oh shit!" *computer crashes*
Austin:"OK"
Angad:"I'm about to win"
Austin:"Wait I have a present."
Angad:"What?"
Austin:*types SPLAG for 5 hours..."
Angad:"Oh shit!" *computer crashes*
by The Albanian Warrior October 11, 2012
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Semen; ejaculation aimed at the face and whose namesack is tdrawn from the sound the fluid makes as it hits skin.
Verb: To ejaculate onto someone.
Semen; ejaculation aimed at the face and whose namesack is tdrawn from the sound the fluid makes as it hits skin.
Verb: To ejaculate onto someone.
Noun: She is just waiting for my splack.
Verb: I was so annoyed at the infrequency of our sex, that I splacked all over her face.
Verb: I was so annoyed at the infrequency of our sex, that I splacked all over her face.
by Quagbert February 29, 2004
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