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Happy Splatter

a reaction from the male gentalia when experiencing extreme joy
im having so much fun, im going to happy splatter all over you
by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025
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splatter guard

A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.
Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.
by jman2001 May 20, 2014
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Splatter

From Kate Bornstein's My New Gender Workbook:

What happens to us when we have to be too many identities or genders to too many people at the same time.

Simply put, being too many different versions of yourself at once in a social situation.
My coworkers onvited me to dinner, and didnt know I was gay, me and my partner talked to other coworkers at the dinner and decided it wasnt worth the convo, so a lot of splattering happened that night.
by dvdslayer April 7, 2024
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Splatter the matter

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”
by subtronic October 11, 2018
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Splish Splash Splatter

This is a phrase commonly used by UK MC's that means going on an instumental and killing it.
Dennis: Oi! You heard that new Scorcher tune?
Hakeem: Yh, he went splish splash splatter on it!
by David Burkins April 11, 2011
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sidewalk splatterer

She looks so depressed, she is on her way to being a sidewalk splatterer.
by Child Ish February 21, 2009
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splatter matter

When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.
Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.
by Binsterbird May 9, 2016
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