spider geek

A tall,lanky, gangly geeky person with big arms and legs like a spider. Someone who looks like Stretch Armstrong.

A: Why is spider geek not coming out on the shot tonight?
B: He's changed

by themanwithnotan July 23, 2006

Spider robot

A robot based off the look of a spider. It has eight legs like a normal one would.

It is NOT a robot spider though, see Robot spider

"Check out the robot spider I killed!"

"Thats a spider robot idiot..."

by Dreamparacite May 10, 2005

spider-girl (the gwen stacy)

when you bust a nut inside her pussy, then pull out and proceed to jump on her stomach, which results in the cum shooting out of her violently onto the wall

I turned my wife into spider-girl (the gwen stacy) while she was watching spiderman into the spiderverse

by meatspindotcom October 2, 2019

Spider-Man

A superhero belonging to Marvel Comics. Because of a bite taken from a radioactive spider, young college student Peter Parker has the ability to climb walls, to sense danger, and to shoot webs like a spider. He made a costume for a wrestling match, a burglar shot Peter's Uncle Ben, Peter went after the burglar, and killed him. Peter changed his costume to the costume we know today. And that's the origin of Spider-Man.

Who am I? I'm Spider-Man.

by Adam McCaffery July 2, 2003

Spider Jizz

When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.

The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!

Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!

by Spiderman fanboy June 16, 2009

spider web

something a spider makes to live in. it is made up of lines of silky shit that come out of the spider's ass

the spider in charlottes web made spider webs with words in them

by mandy March 31, 2005

Spider Pig

Only like the coolest pet ever. Homer Simpson's newfound friend that is compelled to walk across the ceiling while Homer sing's the theme song, only to leave dirty tracks to Marge's dismay. Isn't he the best!?

Introduced in the new Simpson's Movie Trailers.

"Spider Pig, Spider Pig. Does whatever a spider pig does."

by Jes. August 18, 2007