spinkle spank

Another way to say “They’re making me cum”

Bro Tory gave me such a spinkle spank last night

by Hannah Pugh the god June 11, 2022

Pineapple spank

Lubed up hawaiin men beat your ass brutally with pineapples

Maui loves a good pineapple spank

by Totally not maui July 16, 2022

Gank-Spank

The art of spanking gankers solo during an invasion.

Peeve gank-spanks like he does it for a living!

by DeviousAardvark May 6, 2015

spanking the rabbit

A Latin American meal at half price.

#1: Yo homie, I's just spanking the rabbit.

#2: Word?

#3: Keep on riding dat velvet whale, homie!!

by Commitment Elvis March 3, 2009

tele-spankin' the monkey

Term for when IT or sales staff "work from home" three days per week.

You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.

by Three Beers April 10, 2009

spankle

to both spank and hug, and tackle someone at the same time, or in rapid succession. Usually used as shorthand in online chats.

/me spankles newguy123

by ranger bill May 19, 2008

Spankathon

A charity endurance spanking event, where you simply get spanked by people 24/7

Spank a little more to the left please...

by Whale Watcher June 10, 2003