soviet suck

When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.

For example:

Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.

by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020

Soviet letter opener machinery

a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.

It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.

We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.

by ayobro April 20, 2025

Soviet Union

The greatest and most flourishing country to ever exist with the best military of its time one of the best economies believe it or not and the numerous inventions the ussr remains the reason why eastern Europe is as developed and armed as it is the country was mostly good except for Stalin who killed millions would still exist today if the communist Party kept its grip unlike Gorbachev

The Soviet Union is the greatest and most flourishing society to ever exist

by Ussr 2023 April 10, 2023

Soviet Hair Salon

A hair salon where everyone gets the same exact haircut.

Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon

by Anti Social Cuddlefish March 25, 2020

Soviet Stache

The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.

Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024

Soviet's Pie

A special pie made during the Cold War Era by Soviet bakers consisting of cherries, chocolate, plutonium, bown sugar, and whipped cream.

Russian: I do love a good Soviet's Pie
CIA: what

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Soviet Union

HIGH ON VODKA PUTIN RIDING A BEAR

Soviet Union dab

by Lillian Pumpernickel September 30, 2018