the sooners

The best team ever. People like the Texas Longhorns have nothing better to do than sit around and insult OU because they are jealous of OU.

Longhorn: OU sucks Me: ok well if OU sucks than UT must really really suck since they lost 4 years in a row to the sooners.

by OU rules January 10, 2004

somer

verb: to jew the living shit out of something

"wow, you really just somered the shit out that kid."

"dude, dont try and somer me."

by somer rodgers January 15, 2008

Somers

A person, typically a college-aged student,with the propensity to consume vast/ungodly amounts of alcohol.

Yo man, that kid over there just challenged me to a drinking contest. I'm gonna tear him apart!
Naw man, I wouldn't if I were you...that tard is a Somers.

by Robes July 16, 2008

Sommer Ray

the face of an angelic goddess. Not much you can say about her tbh, she's perfect rt.

1:do you know the way

2: sommer ray

by accountancy November 23, 2018

somerset night

Modern Haloween

There was this well scary dude called Troy hangin' round the bins on Somerset Night

by Dave January 29, 2004

Somnebriated

adj. being in state of disconnected groggy semiconsciousness similar to drunkeness, due to lack of sleep; overtiredness; has side effects of disfunction of motor, communication, and reflex skills.

(Alex falls awkwardly, refuses to get up, begins laughing uproariously at nothing, then goes limp and tries sleeping on floor...bathroom floor)

Dalainey: r u drunk.

Alex: (slurringly) I only got an hour of sleep last night.

Dalainey: Oh, ur just somnebriated.

by j!zz$money April 17, 2011

Sumnered

The act of buying an item out from under someone who had a cash purchase deal pending.

I was trying to buy the cordless drill from Dan when Pete Jr. stepped in and sumnered me.

by SugarShackCowboy August 6, 2014