douche snorkel

1. I snorkel used to navigate your way through copious amounts of douche.

2. A fucking, cock sucker.

1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"

Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."

2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."

by Legit Ballin June 3, 2010

nut snorkeler

When someone dives into a plate of nuts, whether come or the common-allergy food, wearing snorkling gear. With the top of the breathing tube, you inhale strongly, dragging in the desired snorkle content.

Person 1: "Bro, Cass just did a nut snorkeler! It got everywhere! I'm gonna try ma nuts next!"
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."

by mario saves lives August 8, 2022

Bavarian snorkel

When your girlfriend (or a very friendly male acquaintance) places your balls in their mouth while holding your erect penis against the side of their face

She went from giving me a great bj to a gold ol’ Bavarian snorkel in 2 seconds flat

by fred zeplin November 18, 2020

frog snorkel

Like motor boating, but with a bum

"Alastair was frog snorkelling last night with James."

by Lady Creole July 10, 2016

cum snorkel

Cum snorkel: when a person blows cum out of their nose instead of swallowing it.

Cum snorkel. damn, that person just blew cum out of her nose and loved it.

by dirtieolbastard August 17, 2011

Pork Snorkel

The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.

1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.

2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!

by BaconAteHer December 9, 2012

Pork Snorkelling

Humourous slang for fellatio.

Lady, shut up and make with the Pork Snorkelling.

by Nizzleson February 20, 2010