1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"
Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."
2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."
Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."
2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."
by Legit Ballin June 3, 2010
Get the douche snorkelmug. When someone dives into a plate of nuts, whether come or the common-allergy food, wearing snorkling gear. With the top of the breathing tube, you inhale strongly, dragging in the desired snorkle content.
Person 1: "Bro, Cass just did a nut snorkeler! It got everywhere! I'm gonna try ma nuts next!"
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."
by mario saves lives August 8, 2022
Get the nut snorkelermug. When you go down on a girl that special time of month, getting covered in blood and jucies. Like a shark enjoying a defenseless seal. A rare time to be enjoyed by both, agressive and oddly satisfying.
Stacy: Hey babe i cant its my period.
Jim: awe, it cant be sharkweek already.
Stacy's mom (whos got it going on): Your father and i used to go snorkeling on sharkweek. Blood and juice everywhere, the look on that mans face. Aw, i miss him, could hold his breath for hours.
Jim: awe, it cant be sharkweek already.
Stacy's mom (whos got it going on): Your father and i used to go snorkeling on sharkweek. Blood and juice everywhere, the look on that mans face. Aw, i miss him, could hold his breath for hours.
by HairyFlounder April 22, 2021
Get the snorkeling on sharkweekmug. The act of providing a blowjob from behind whilst the provider of said blowjob’s nose is inside the butthole
No Diane, she didn’t just blow me, she went full on dick snorkeling, and her nose definitely hit the postage
by MaryLovesMyPeen December 2, 2021
Get the Dick Snorkelingmug. by dirtieolbastard August 17, 2011
Get the cum snorkelmug. The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.
1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.
2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
by BaconAteHer December 9, 2012
Get the Pork Snorkelmug. by Nizzleson February 20, 2010
Get the Pork Snorkellingmug.