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sniglet

two words combined together, normally by combining the first part or syllable of one word and the last part of another word.
stupid, retard
sniglet to the first degree (two words combined): stetard, rupid

stupid, ugly, retard
sniglet to the second degree (3 words combined): stugtard, rugpid, strugly...

stupid, poop
conjunction sniglet (two words combined sharing one common letter): stupoop
by cato December 23, 2003
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Snigglet

a little lazy black boy/girl/midget: tiny niggah
That snigglet stole my bike!!
by Rodney H May 9, 2007
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Snigle

1. A word used just to annoy someone with common sense.

2. Something you would have to be high to understand, let alone comprehend the definition of.

3. Meaning "I am retarded"
Ex
-1. Rob: What you up to?
Miranda: Nothing just Snigle.
Rob: Whatttt?
Miranda: SNIGLE!
Rob: Why do I talk to you?

-2. Rob: Hey what's up
Miranda: Nothin' just totally snigling out.
Rob: Are you high?
Miranda: Totalllyyy.

-3. Rob: What's up?
Miranda: Nothing just a little depressed.
Rob: Oh? Why?
Miranda: I took and IQ test and well.. Snigle..
Rob: I Could've told you that!
by RobertWaffle ;D October 21, 2008
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Sniggle

Andrew: Carsons hair is so RED!
Conlin: What a sniggle
by Corndoggy18 August 25, 2009
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snigglet

i.Words followed by one another, where the first letters are switched.
ii.When you name something and it is completely the wrong name for the object.
(A true sniggleter has no control of their speech and often need others around them to point out there err.)
i.I have west vile nirus....
ii.Look timmy is in the fridge(as I point at a tree)!
by royalmurdock September 5, 2005
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singultologist

Since I moved here from Boulder, my hiccups have begun to turdify, thanks to the fact that my former resplendant singultologist gave up his practice and began selling nosepons, con sarn it.
by con sarn January 11, 2004
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Toilet Seat Singularity

A phenomenon commonly seen in the cubicles of cafe and restaurant restrooms, which have a tendency of not having urinals.

Someone walks in and takes a piss, hitting the toilet seat (whether by accident or on purpose, usually on purpose) and the janitor is unlikely to clean the piss due to being underpaid.

The next person walks in and sees the piss on the seat, and stands further away from the seat than the previous person for fear of touching the piss-covered seat.

Due to the increased distance from the toilet seat, the person is more likely to hit the seat with his piss.

Eventually people start hitting not only the seat but also the floor with their piss, leading people to stand further still from the toilet for fear of getting piss on their shoes, leading to an exponential increase in the saturation of piss on the toilet seat and floor and the distance people stand from the toilet, aswell as an exponential decrease in each consecutive visitor's stream accuracy and the likelihood of the janitors cleaning all the piss.

When complete saturation is reached, the janitors will either quit their jobs, commit suicide or make a prayer to janitor jesus to make all the piss go away. The latter option is usually how toilet seats are eventually cleaned.
I went to a public restroom today and the whole seat was covered in piss. Realizing that a toilet seat singularity was in play, I decided not to perpetuate the chain and to simply hold it in until I found a cleaner toilet or a urinal elsewhere.
by Fruitfly July 26, 2017
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