Snarfer

A Snarfer is a person who say they're really good at something, but in reality the opposite is true. Snarfers may also say that you suck at something, when really they suck.

Dude, you're a Snarfer!

by ottergirl33 October 27, 2014

snarfblast

the thing people do when they should blow their nose, but don't. bigger than a sniffle, so big that one must swallow their snot afterwards. sounds like a cross between loud snoring, choking, and coughing.

an appalling behavior that may accompany getting over a cold.

the act of swallowing a loogie.

"That man's snarfblasts make me want to vomit."

by ohfuckno May 14, 2009

snarf

(noun)
1. In reference to the fictional character "Snarf" from the animated TV series "ThunderCats"
2. May be used as a term of endearment/affection due to the character's strong sense of loyalty and unconditional love.

(Another form includes "snarfy", which can be used as a noun or adjective, not only to reference Snarf, but also one's object of affection.)

"She's become my snarf- as if I were her Lion-O..!"
"Wanna have snarfy time tonight??"

by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014

butt snarf

a name for somebody thats a dick, asshole, or somebody that pisses you off

Steve was being a butt snarf today.

by snarfymcgoo September 7, 2010

snarfer

One (typically male) who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat.

Tom is such a snarfer.

by Rino February 25, 2003

anal snarf

Similar to snarf, except resulting in spontaneous ass leakage.

He anally snarfed, then the whole room smelled like chocolate milk and ass.

by Cryptic June 7, 2005

snarf

noun; Any person, male or female, that sniffs
bicycle seats.

Bob was the only snarf at the 'Tour De France' last year.

by Harleytrikeman May 13, 2005