Snargasm

A Snargasm is a mix between a snart and an orgasm. The term applies when a person farts and sneezes at the same time he or she climaxes in an orgasm. The highest level of a snargasm involves fecal leakage, similar to a wet snart, or full rectile explosion.

My snargasm last night was so strong, I left snot all over the girl and poop all over her bed.

by Teo McBoogieBalls August 3, 2012

Sarcasmdar

An internal radar, thought to be instinctual, that determines the levels of sarcasm directly related to interactions with other people.

Derp: Wow those brussel sprouts smell amazing!
Derpette: What!?! Really!?! They smell gross.
Derp: Duh, I was just being sarcastic.
Serpette: Oh, sorry. My Sarcasmdar must be off today.

by CrazyCarter December 19, 2012

Sarcasm with emotions

When someone makes a sarcastic joke with their emotions.

Bob:"Hey, Sarah, wanna come hang out?"
Sarah:"Fuck no, you asshat! I hate your fucking guts!"
Bob: :'(
Sarah: "SARCASM WITH EMOTIONS!!!"

by SteveGuy68927 August 2, 2013

Sarcasm Fag

Admit it, we all hate it when everybody posts, tweets, and talk about the same exact thing. But there comes a time when that hate solely transitions towards the person who uses sarcasm when describing the plethora of posts, tweets, etc. aka the Sarcasm Fag. This person takes advantage of any opportunity he is given to give back a sarcastic remark that has no relevance with the general conversation in attempt to make themselves appear as articulated and funny. It doesn't make you articulated and funny. Don't be that guy.

Person 1: "This new apple update is crazy"

Person 2: "What is up with my iPhone right now lol?!"

Person 3: "I hate this update, it's terrible"

Person 4: "Wow guys! I didn't realize there was an iphone update!"

Person 4 is a sarcasm fag.

by urbanDicktator November 19, 2013

Sarcasm

Only the most effective way to irritate adults, or any authority figure for that matter. Sarcasm is the use of words or phrases that mean the opposite of the message that you are trying to convey.

Also useful for fighting against stupidity, e.g. "you think it's a good idea to go jump that guy but then say hey man it's just a prank". In this situation, sarcasm is the best possible response. You should say, "yeah, right", in the most painfully obvious way as to say that you are joking. This is because, due to sarcasm's rather contradictory and convoluted nature, you automatically get PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. The way you use plausible deniability in this context is that if your friend were to get away with it, people might say that you encouraged him by saying "yeah". However, you can claim that you were being sarcastic. On the flipside, however, if your friend were to get stabbed, you would claim sarcasm as to debunk any responsibility for your friend's new injuries.

Also commonly used when in a bad mood, to convey that you are upset but unwilling to talk about it, typically accompanied by eye rolling.

Person 1: "so, how was school"
Person 2: "just GREAT!" With such dramatic eye rolling that they may as well be wheels
Person 1: "I don't like your sarcasm"
Person 2: "what, the sarcasm I got from you?"

by Godly_Goose July 7, 2016

Sarcasm

The most overused word on dating apps.

"Sarcasm is my second language" STOP!!

by C8July18 July 4, 2019

Snarcastic

This word is used with someone says something that is both snarky and sarcastic at the same time. When this happens, they are being snarcastic. For example, when someone is being unfairly and hypocritically judgemental towards you, you sharply say to them, "It's must get pretty cold on the moral high ground."

It's really a pain to when my math professor calls on me. She is so snarcastic when I don't know an answer.

by Roland Warren February 25, 2020