bean snapping

The art of positioning one's penis into a vagina repeatedly, in an in-and-out motion, until the beans explode from the pod. The explosion of the beans is the snapping.

"I can't come over right now. I'm getting my bean snapped! I'm basically doing some bean snapping."

by Craig the shovel January 8, 2006

Shit Slapping

The act of bum rushing a fucker on the toilet and slapping the shit out of them....

Mom ask's why Im home so early from school? My reply... I got suspeneded for Shit Slapping Andrew Brown in the bathroom!

by Ray July 2, 2004

cock slapping

The practice of slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. This is often performed as a joke when the recipient is either asleep or otherwise incapacitated.

Pablo is very into cock slapping, so he tried it on his girlfriend while she was blowing him, and she liked it.

by kalliburr May 21, 2012

Shapping

The act of masturbation while simultaneously taking a shit.

Leroy, you've been in there for 20 minutes. What, are you shapping?

by Rozma December 6, 2012

Taco Slappin'

The rythmic grinding together of two snatches.

Paula and Brittney sure made a great film "Taco Slappin'".

by Fishfry December 15, 2008

slappin' your cock around

to waste time, to dawdle, to chat on AIM all day instead of doing homework

langan: do you have any hw today?
amyk: yeah
langan: then why are you slappin your cock around online all day instead of doing it
amy k: oreo

by langan May 3, 2003

Snapping Twig

A man doing the duty of jerking off, ripping cord, shaking hands with the sheriff, etc.

My woman was out of town, so I went in the bathroom and began "Snapping Twig" as a substitue!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011