snaking

to perform an action which is considered to be sneaky and sly, similar to that of a serpant.

Davis: "Arghh i've just come back from Lucy's house"

Shelven: "Oh Davis, what did you get up to?"

Davis: "Arghh we made passionate love"

"Shelven: Ohh you've been snaking Davis!
You slippery slimey Serpant"

by King Of Treatsss January 12, 2010

snake

A liar. Someone who is a flake, and backs out of every opportunity to hang out or play video games.

"yo, wheres Tito?"
"He's not coming, said he's going to watch wrestling"
"wow, hes on facebook"
"what a fuckin' snake"

by NoSnakesAllowed January 3, 2014

snake

Penis

He's got a really long snake.

by clitoris October 19, 2003

snaking

The act of slacking and doing nothing all day, just like a lazy snake coiled up in its hole. Especially if you hide from view to avoid chores, work, etc. Also, any kind of total, undisturbed resting.

Sergeant: where is that lazy SOB? We have cleaning chores to do before the inspection!
Private: Uhh...he's probably snaking somewhere around here.

Dude 1: What have you been doing lately?
Dude 2: Uh....nothing. Just snaking all day.

I am so tired after eating, that I need a couple hours of snaking.

by Megalo Fidi August 3, 2010

Snakes

Synonymous to cheating in a boardgame, or hacking in a video game, snakes are THE reason for everything that is wrong in our lives. You know who "they" are when Kyle and Stan says "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"? They're motherfucking snakes. This definition came about from the movie "Snakes on a Plane", where a terrified passenger screamed "Snakes!" as the lights went out, implying that snakes purposely turned off the lights in order to devour them.

9 headshots in a row? That is so snakes!

by Samuel "Shaft" L. Jackson September 20, 2006

snake

A cock.

"The snake likes to burrow deep in the black hole."

by Bart June 5, 2003

snake

1920's porn star Ray Wad member characterized in a 12 pound member. you can hear the women screaming even though the movies were silent.

Ray Wad walked into the room and unzipped his trousers and proclaimed "Look at this snake!!" all the women fainted.

by raymundo September 9, 2004