smurf

Term used to define short males who have little to no luck with any situations involving females.

person 1"man jeremy can't get any girls"

person 2"oh that little smurf?"

by karl December 04, 2004

smurf

when your balls get stuck to your leg

when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg

by marc March 14, 2005

smurf

when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"

"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"

by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008

Smurfed

When a man covers his penis in blue food coloring, and has sex with a woman, causing her to slowly turn blue from the inside out. The man will often exclaim after ejaculation, "You just got Smurfed!" and immediately run out of the room, never to be seen again.

You just got smurfed!

by Cpnmrgn January 18, 2018

Smurfing

The Act Of Sucking someones penis so much that it begins to turn blue

Oh yeah sarah was smurfing me all night.

by Yourafaggotlarry December 15, 2017

The smurfs

The smurfs are Coloma convent girls school because of their blue ugly uniform

“Have you noticed how blue the Coloma girls uniforms are ?”
“Yeah they look like The smurfs”

by Cherry Tea June 13, 2019

Smurf

In the world of gaming, particularly massive online battle arenas (MOBAs), an experienced player who plays on a low-level account. This type of person is typically an egocentric and unsympathetic piece of human filth who ruins the gaming experience of actually inexperienced players by making them completely unable to play the game.

Being a smurf stems from deep-seated insecurity about one's value in life, in response to which the smurf seeks to confirm to himself his self-worth by proving that he is better than someone at something.

Gamer's friend: Dude, you're getting destroyed.
Gamer: Yeah, this fucking bag-o-dicks smurf gets off on ruining other people's games.

by Lezzer7 May 25, 2016