One who sneaks cock across the border of two countries in order to avoid paying taxes on said cock. Usually through posterior means.
by LTronHubbard October 6, 2008
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Must have been a bit nipply out tonite because Donna looks like she walked straight out of the shower and into the cold Arctic air...she was undoubtedly smugglin' raisins. Those nipples were so hard and long that you could have dialed a rotary phone with them sons-of-bitches!!!!!
by weave December 5, 2003
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The Mitchell Brothers (Grant and Phil) were two characters from the TV show Eastenders, who were bald.
So when a large-chested girl has a low-cut top, her breasts can resemble the tops of the heads of the Mitchell Brothers, so it looks like she's smuggling them in her top.
So when a large-chested girl has a low-cut top, her breasts can resemble the tops of the heads of the Mitchell Brothers, so it looks like she's smuggling them in her top.
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Get the Moomin-Smuggler mug.Bruce and Julian met in the broom closet during their lunch break for a bit of surreptitious bone smuggling.
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You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!
by Silence March 28, 2003
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