SMOUS

A 'Smous' is someone that can buy and sell anything to anyone at a profit.

A 'Smous' is also the authors of www.smous.co.za/blog , they are funny, awsome and generally the life of the party.

'Smous' is the best Afrikaans Blog in the world !

The 'Wilde Smous' and 'Mal Smous' took over the party again!

Geez, the 'Wilde Smous' drinks like a pro!

One day when I grow up, I wanna be as cool as the 'Smous'.

by Wilde Smous August 12, 2011

smoded

When a smelly chode (smode) gets you in trouble

Jamie knight has completely smoded us up here by telling those girls he is gay

by Jamieross February 22, 2014

smounce

Adj....when you smash (fuck) then bounce (leave) without further communucation.

Man, I smounced this female last night from the bar.

by mandodickalicious November 1, 2014

Smoldering Cigar

A sexual position in which someone places the head of a man's penis in their mouth, and then lights the man's pubes on fire creating the effect of smoking a cigar.

My girlfriend tried doing a smoldering cigar in bed last night and burnt the house down.

by Willwall November 25, 2014

Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

by Unkleslam May 8, 2015

smourning

Mourning over the fact that there's no smores left..

Last night was tragic. I had the munchies and I kept eating and eating until their was no more. I woke up in a cold sweat to find all the smores were gone.

Girlfriend: Yo, where all the smores at?

Me: I ATE THEM ALL
Girlfriend: You asshole. Now we must totally smourn their loss.

Mourning over the fact that there's no smores left - Smourning

by DeryckSmelvin March 1, 2016

smuddin'

The act of sledding when it is cold, wet and there is only light snow accumulation or it is sleeting.

It's 34 degrees out kids, let's go smuddin'!

by Erinyessa November 9, 2018