The Sputtering Johnson

A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.

In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..

by The Realist NY August 4, 2009

Sluther

Sluther is another way to say slut, skank, and hoe

your chick is a sluther

by Djcalif June 20, 2008

sluttery

Noun: A gathering place for promiscuous females.

"Man, that night club was a total sluttery"

by pilotfox February 28, 2008

splutter

An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.

Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.

avoid eye contact

by Barry April 21, 2004

Shutter Shades

Plastic, usually bright-colored sunglasses with horizontal plastic strips where the lenses would be, thus giving the effect of a shutter while defeating the purpose of sunglasses. Shutter shades were debuted by Kanye West.

I was so excited when I bought a pair of shutter shades on sale, until I realized that there was nowhere I could wear them to.

by Okaytosuck October 27, 2008

Skeet-Stutter "SS"

1.the act of pulling out during sex,
2.stopping the act of sex because you are about to skeet.

1. I was making love to my girl, and i didn't have a condom, so I had to skeet-stutter.

by Ram April 2, 2004

Scutterbotch

The dry, whitish crust left on the beard of one who has recently performed cunnilingus

After muffdiving all last night, I had to scratch some serious scutterbotch out of my beard this morning.

by Ché Ré November 27, 2012