Slurpee

the act of receiving oral stimulatin from a babe until you erupt both piss and jizz all over her mouth, face, tits... you name it

R.jiga: yo nigga where were you at?

G.chav: man i was just at 7-11, i know the chick that works there so i got myself a free chili dog and a slurpee.

by LasPlagas October 23, 2009

slurpee burn

The stinging sensation caused in the esophagus and back of the throat by pounding a tantalyzing Slurpee like Charlie Sheen ravages a coke blasted prostitute.

I gots me the Slurpee burn from throwing that slurpee down my throat like Elton John does a meat popsicle.

by Scrotum Child September 20, 2011

Back Alley Slurpee

A sexual act consisting of 2 partners (one of which being male), 1/3 cups of crushed ice, and a straw. The pair puts the crushed ice into the rectum of one of the partners, quickly followed by the insertion of the penis into said orifice. The male then has to quickly finish into the crushed ice, insert the straw into the anus, and slurp up all the refreshing juices inside.

Garth was working all day under the hot Alabama sun, driven on by the thought of a nice back alley slurpee once his task was fulfilled.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

Slurpee

In addition to the drink, code word for alerting your girfriend that you want to cut out and get a blowjob (while in a public place) or that she wants to cut out and blow you.

"wannna go get a slurpee?"

by kaizersoze124 June 5, 2005

Turkey Slurpee

When you give a Turkish guy a blow job.

After work, my mom likes to relieve herself by gulping down a Turkey Slurpee.

by othisissalty March 4, 2011

'Surples

An expression of greeting

'Surples, Bob, what's the dilly-o?

by BuGeru Miyamoto May 23, 2003

Chicago Slurpie

When you jizz in an ice tray, then freeze your man juice and then make your partner a nice slurpie with those ice cubes after you have sex with your partner.

Frank: Dude i gave angelica a slurpie after we had sex last night.
Jake: So?
Frank: A Chicago Slurpie!
Jake: Dude that's fucked up.

by James Hess March 30, 2008