Condomint Slapstick

When you insert fine crushed mint leaf into a condom and you slap your hoe with it while she slob on your knob

“Hey babe want to try some condomint slapstick”

by Jinkerfuckendorf April 14, 2019

slops

a term used to describe someone who is in an extreme state of inebriation, usually due to excessive alcohol intake. Characteristics of slops include slurring of speech, spilling of alcohol, stumbling over feet, breaking things, falling and being inappropriate with strangers.

Reia was so slops she fell on her ass three times, and on her face twice.

by manfriend July 3, 2004

Slips

Complete, uncontrollable diarreah usually caused by hot and spicy foods. The feeling you get when you need that toilet as soon as possible.

I just ate those blazin' wings and it's only a matter of time before I get the slips again.

by Rusty Tallywhacker August 20, 2013

Slapshot a Beer

To drink a beer quickly and with force. Often specifically, in Canada, Midwestern States or the far Northeast.

Often after playing or during a hockey game, one will slapshot a beer. Often occurring in hockey rink parking lots.

"Let's go slapshot a beer"

by Theresa Menc September 15, 2012

monkey slops

a meal, almost certainly vegetarian and prepared by a Dyke Flatmate, that is so bland and depressing in its appearance that it could be compared to monkey food in a third rate, third world zoo.

Jesus! What are you eating there Tamara! Looks like fucking Monkey Slops!

by morningside4life October 18, 2009

That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

by the muff slapper May 8, 2010

slops

south african - shoes made of bendy rubber also called flip flops of thongs in other countries

i bought a kiff pair of quicksilver slops today

by ultramel October 7, 2008