sleeping giant

(n.) A calm, yet powerful force that is stupidly challenged by lesser forces who believe the calm nature of this power will succum to visciousness.

See awaken a sleeping giant

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

sleeping in the centre of a double bed

one of the coolest things EVER!!!

I love being able to sleep in the centre of a double bed and not have any stinky losers beside me

by Jizzles March 16, 2003

sleeping

Not being able to catch on to new or up and coming trends; or not being able to recognize when something new is the bomb or great.

That new "Papoose" mixtape is hot, but people keep sleeping on his music for some reason.

by Kat E. May 22, 2006

Sneezing Weasel

When you place pepper, or another type of nasal passage irritant on the tip of your member, and while the victim is sleeping, you place your junk under their nose, this will cause them to sneeze, as soon as their mouth opens, you slam that pants pepperoni into their oral cavity.

Nolan: "dude, what were you doing in my mom's room?"

Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"

Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"

Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a

key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"

by ahar April 26, 2010

Sleeping

When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.

The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.

by Sagar Kadakia May 2, 2004

Sleeping Badger

to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.

"I woke up first and gave her the ole Sleeping Badger!

by sealspider1 January 17, 2009

sleeping sanchez

when you dont like someone, to revenge them you wipe your ass with their pillow and then put a pillow case on top of it so they dont see the skid marks but they smell shit all night

he pissed me off so bad i gave him a sleeping sanchez!

by sexyava June 7, 2011